I am a Conservative →
hamuu: bandersnatchy: This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and...
LOL this accidentally happened the other day.
Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Susan: What's that about clown business?
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Did I stutter, bitch?
Creationists, Gays, Evolution, and AIDS.
Ha, the title rhymed. Something just dawned on me: Often, people who hate on the gays are also people who sneer at the theory (emphasized because of what theory actually means) of evolution. Creationists, those who want “intelligent design” (need I go into how oxymoronic that is?) To narrow this group of people about which I’m talking down even further, consider those who...
HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA
ohlookanotherfeminist: If you don’t like watching someone breast-feed Look. Away. Not even look away. How about “If you don’t like watching someone breastfeed, stop sexualizing the act of breastfeeding and grow up.” Oh wait, that’s probably asking wayyyyyyy too much, isn’t it? :|
Men are born happy, yet they convince themselves that happiness is something...– Nicolai Lilin (via withnailrules) Awww, poor men. Funny how women aren’t even allowed the ‘born happy’ part. Funny how people can make quotes about humanity and use ‘men’ as the default. (via euclase) I don’t care who thinks I’m oversensitive about this sort of thing, but the men-as-default...
Please let me stay content in the illusion that I’m not heartbroken.
thisgingersnapsback: One of the best things in life is not needing to set an alarm for the morning. Srsly
Transethnicity is not real.
pityplease: Get over it. You cannot feel Japanese. You cannot BECOME Ethopian. You are born into it. And for you fucks comparing it to being trans* Understand that gender is NOT inherent. If you can’t grasp that, you shouldn’t even be in this conversation. You are a White as snow motherfucker. Ain’t no amount of Black music and sushi gonna change that shit. In fact, using that as the...
npr: Over $190,000 dollars have been raised to send a bullied bus monitor on her dream vacation. If you still need further proof that civilization is, in fact, civilized, check out yesterday’s popular 21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity from BuzzFeed. —Daisy Yay! That video broke my heart yesterday how about some of that money gets used to smack those kids around, too?
Anonymous asked: they're called direwolves you n00b
Threw this together tonight because of reasons....